i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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