All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Will exercising make me less horny?
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