Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
