How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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