we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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