i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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