Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
So many bounce houses so little time
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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