So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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