I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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