I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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