the day after is always just damage control
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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