i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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