I'm going to jail i love you
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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