there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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