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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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