was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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