Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
nutella sex= disaster
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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