i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
