They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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