Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(904): View more from Florida

btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets

(1-904): View more from Florida

i wish i had your life

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper

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(615): View more from Tennessee

She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards

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(313): View more from Michigan

First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...

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(631): View more from New York

I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.

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(904): View more from Florida

We almost ended up sober because of u!!

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?

(360): View more from Washington

EPT or First Response?

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