He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We had sex on a dog bed..
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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