Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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