Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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