did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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