what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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