Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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