I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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