You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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