In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
