Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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