You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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