Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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