i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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