Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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