That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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