his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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