roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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