either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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