Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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