at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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