would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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