yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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