8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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