I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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