But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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