Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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