I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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