He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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