morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I am naked and annoyed.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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