I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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